Tag Archives: John Lucas III
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Everything is Futile (Raptors Lose to Worst Team in the League Edition)
2March 21, 2013 by slewfeet
Do you know what futility truly is, dear reader? If not, you probably don’t know what the Toronto Raptors are …
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Landry serves up justice, tossing the ball at the face of an unsuspecting floor sweeper. (Also, Raps make a comeback against an inadequate Cavs team—100-96 Raps)
Leave a commentMarch 10, 2013 by Rubixcube
The game beings with uproar as to why Terrance Ross is starting. I personally am okay with this decision of …
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Do the Raptors Even Have a Play that isn’t Just Telling Rudy to Shoot (Also, Raptors Collapse Late, Lose to Lakers)
Leave a commentMarch 8, 2013 by slewfeet
We open our evening with Matt Devlin and Jack Armstrong shooting irrelevant stats back and forth, while a particularly shiny …
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Raptors Can’t Buck the Trend, Get Slaughtered in Overtime
Leave a commentMarch 2, 2013 by slewfeet
We check into the middle of the 1st from a ghetto projector setup in a library basement, where the Bucks …
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Aaron Gray dominates, but Raptors lose anyway.
1March 1, 2013 by bronasvalanciunas
Toronto Raptors vs. Indiana Pacers: Kyle Lowry comes out as the shortest Raptor on the floor, but wearing the longest …
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Raptors beat Knicks as Fields dominates “Key Matchup” with Carmelo Anthony
1February 22, 2013 by Rubixcube
As soon as I heard that one of the other bloggers (Amiracle15) had beaten my record for “most views for …
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Mid-Season Player Grades!
2February 18, 2013 by bronasvalanciunas
For most, the All-Star break represents a mid-season opportunity to slide into an ether-induced coma for a week and forget …
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20 Facts: Raptors 109 – Nuggets 108
Leave a commentFebruary 12, 2013 by slewfeet
If I had watched this game, I might have something interesting or insightful to say here. But I didn’t, so …
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John Lucas is a Tiny Guy with a Tiny Voice (Also, Raptors Slightly Less Awful than Hornets)
2February 10, 2013 by slewfeet
TSN tells us Bargnani’s out with flu-like symptoms, making the team considerably less bearded on average. We’ll see how this …
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Raptors snap Pacers home win streak as Hansbrough tries to snap Valanciunas in two
2February 8, 2013 by bronasvalanciunas
Some fool in my house was too busy alphabetizing his bookshelves this month and forgot to pay the cable and …
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