Category Archives: 2012-13 Season
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Adventures in Schadenfreude: Let’s Stalk Some Former Raptors
2April 15, 2013 by slewfeet
The Toronto Raptors stand 2 games from the end of a lost season, a team bereft of hope and dignity. …
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Raptors beat Nets 93-87, dedicate win to Rod Black
3April 14, 2013 by bronasvalanciunas
The Toronto Raptors managed to hang on against the Brooklyn Nets on Sunday afternoon despite the best efforts of Deron …
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How We Beat the Bulls: Dwane Casey’s Master Plan
1April 12, 2013 by bronasvalanciunas
On most gameday mornings Dwane Casey wakes up at 5:30 and walks over to his full-length mirror to practice his …
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Living in Denial
Leave a commentApril 7, 2013 by bronasvalanciunas
What a season it’s been! With a healthy five games left to play, the Toronto Raptors have clinched their second …
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Raptors Get Demolished in Milwaukee, Fans Unsure Whether to Laugh or Cry
Leave a commentApril 7, 2013 by slewfeet
The last time we blogged about the Milwaukee Bucks, they unceremoniously crushed the Raptors in overtime, showing us the difference …
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Raptors blow out Pistons. Who cares.
Leave a commentMarch 29, 2013 by bronasvalanciunas
Demar Derozan opens up the game with an unintentional elbow to the face/ nose bridge of Brandon Knight. Who nose …
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Everything is Futile (Raptors Lose to Worst Team in the League Edition)
2March 21, 2013 by slewfeet
Do you know what futility truly is, dear reader? If not, you probably don’t know what the Toronto Raptors are …
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Landry serves up justice, tossing the ball at the face of an unsuspecting floor sweeper. (Also, Raps make a comeback against an inadequate Cavs team—100-96 Raps)
Leave a commentMarch 10, 2013 by Rubixcube
The game beings with uproar as to why Terrance Ross is starting. I personally am okay with this decision of …
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Do the Raptors Even Have a Play that isn’t Just Telling Rudy to Shoot (Also, Raptors Collapse Late, Lose to Lakers)
Leave a commentMarch 8, 2013 by slewfeet
We open our evening with Matt Devlin and Jack Armstrong shooting irrelevant stats back and forth, while a particularly shiny …
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Raptors Can’t Buck the Trend, Get Slaughtered in Overtime
Leave a commentMarch 2, 2013 by slewfeet
We check into the middle of the 1st from a ghetto projector setup in a library basement, where the Bucks …
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