Author Archives: slewfeet
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Adventures in Schadenfreude: Let’s Stalk Some Former Raptors
2April 15, 2013 by slewfeet
The Toronto Raptors stand 2 games from the end of a lost season, a team bereft of hope and dignity. …
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Raptors Get Demolished in Milwaukee, Fans Unsure Whether to Laugh or Cry
Leave a commentApril 7, 2013 by slewfeet
The last time we blogged about the Milwaukee Bucks, they unceremoniously crushed the Raptors in overtime, showing us the difference …
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Everything is Futile (Raptors Lose to Worst Team in the League Edition)
2March 21, 2013 by slewfeet
Do you know what futility truly is, dear reader? If not, you probably don’t know what the Toronto Raptors are …
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Do the Raptors Even Have a Play that isn’t Just Telling Rudy to Shoot (Also, Raptors Collapse Late, Lose to Lakers)
Leave a commentMarch 8, 2013 by slewfeet
We open our evening with Matt Devlin and Jack Armstrong shooting irrelevant stats back and forth, while a particularly shiny …
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Raptors Can’t Buck the Trend, Get Slaughtered in Overtime
Leave a commentMarch 2, 2013 by slewfeet
We check into the middle of the 1st from a ghetto projector setup in a library basement, where the Bucks …
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Keep Rudy Gay Off the Streets (Also, Grizzlies Higher than Raptors on Food Chain)
Leave a commentFebruary 20, 2013 by slewfeet
I’ve just turned on the game, and the quartet of DeRozan, Lowry, Gay and Bargnani are already shooting a combined …
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20 Facts: Raptors 109 – Nuggets 108
Leave a commentFebruary 12, 2013 by slewfeet
If I had watched this game, I might have something interesting or insightful to say here. But I didn’t, so …
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John Lucas is a Tiny Guy with a Tiny Voice (Also, Raptors Slightly Less Awful than Hornets)
2February 10, 2013 by slewfeet
TSN tells us Bargnani’s out with flu-like symptoms, making the team considerably less bearded on average. We’ll see how this …
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Breaking News: Quincy Acy Gets Assist (Also, Raptors Lose to Bulls)
1January 16, 2013 by slewfeet
Even with Derrick Rose injured, the Chicago Bulls are still a dangerous team with the likes of Joakim Noah, the …
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Raptors Sundered, Thunder Raptured
3January 6, 2013 by slewfeet
The NHL lockout’s finally over, meaning I can go back to watching games I actually care about. So long, assholes! …
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