Author Archives: slewfeet

  1. Adventures in Schadenfreude: Let’s Stalk Some Former Raptors

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    April 15, 2013 by slewfeet

    The Toronto Raptors stand 2 games from the end of a lost season, a team bereft of hope and dignity. …
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  2. Raptors Get Demolished in Milwaukee, Fans Unsure Whether to Laugh or Cry

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    April 7, 2013 by slewfeet

    The last time we blogged about the Milwaukee Bucks, they unceremoniously crushed the Raptors in overtime, showing us the difference …
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  3. Everything is Futile (Raptors Lose to Worst Team in the League Edition)

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    March 21, 2013 by slewfeet

    Do you know what futility truly is, dear reader? If not, you probably don’t know what the Toronto Raptors are …
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  4. Do the Raptors Even Have a Play that isn’t Just Telling Rudy to Shoot (Also, Raptors Collapse Late, Lose to Lakers)

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    March 8, 2013 by slewfeet

    We open our evening with Matt Devlin and Jack Armstrong shooting irrelevant stats back and forth, while a particularly shiny …
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  5. Raptors Can’t Buck the Trend, Get Slaughtered in Overtime

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    March 2, 2013 by slewfeet

    We check into the middle of the 1st from a ghetto projector setup in a library basement, where the Bucks …
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  6. Keep Rudy Gay Off the Streets (Also, Grizzlies Higher than Raptors on Food Chain)

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    February 20, 2013 by slewfeet

    I’ve just turned on the game, and the quartet of DeRozan, Lowry, Gay and Bargnani are already shooting a combined …
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  7. 20 Facts: Raptors 109 – Nuggets 108

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    February 12, 2013 by slewfeet

    If I had watched this game, I might have something interesting or insightful to say here. But I didn’t, so …
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