Tag Archives: nba

  1. You’re hot then you’re cold, you’re yes then you’re no, you’re in then you’re out, you’re up then you’re down: Raptors can’t cool the Heat

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    March 17, 2013 by amiracle15

    The Heat have been promoted to the status of God-team now, what with their 21 straight wins. The first of …
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  2. Do the Raptors Even Have a Play that isn’t Just Telling Rudy to Shoot (Also, Raptors Collapse Late, Lose to Lakers)

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    March 8, 2013 by slewfeet

    We open our evening with Matt Devlin and Jack Armstrong shooting irrelevant stats back and forth, while a particularly shiny …
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  3. BREAKING: Tears Shed as Haddadi Shipped in “Shameless, Heartless” Deal

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    February 21, 2013 by amiracle15

    Raptors fans are up in arms and at a loss to explain GM Bryan Colangelo’s latest executed trade. ESPN’s Chris …
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  4. Keep Rudy Gay Off the Streets (Also, Grizzlies Higher than Raptors on Food Chain)

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    February 20, 2013 by slewfeet

    I’ve just turned on the game, and the quartet of DeRozan, Lowry, Gay and Bargnani are already shooting a combined …
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  5. 20 Facts: Raptors 109 – Nuggets 108

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    February 12, 2013 by slewfeet

    If I had watched this game, I might have something interesting or insightful to say here. But I didn’t, so …
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  6. John Lucas is a Tiny Guy with a Tiny Voice (Also, Raptors Slightly Less Awful than Hornets)

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    February 10, 2013 by slewfeet

    TSN tells us Bargnani’s out with flu-like symptoms, making the team considerably less bearded on average. We’ll see how this …
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  7. Raptors snap Pacers home win streak as Hansbrough tries to snap Valanciunas in two

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    February 8, 2013 by bronasvalanciunas

    Some fool in my house was too busy alphabetizing his bookshelves this month and forgot to pay the cable and …
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