1. Raptors blow out Pistons. Who cares.

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    March 29, 2013 by bronasvalanciunas

    Demar Derozan opens up the game with an unintentional elbow to the face/ nose bridge of Brandon Knight. Who nose …
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  2. Everything is Futile (Raptors Lose to Worst Team in the League Edition)

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    March 21, 2013 by slewfeet

    Do you know what futility truly is, dear reader? If not, you probably don’t know what the Toronto Raptors are …
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  3. You’re hot then you’re cold, you’re yes then you’re no, you’re in then you’re out, you’re up then you’re down: Raptors can’t cool the Heat

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    March 17, 2013 by amiracle15

    The Heat have been promoted to the status of God-team now, what with their 21 straight wins. The first of …
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  4. Raptors Rewind: Gay and Company Take Down Bobcats; Josh McRoberts Named Contestant on Dancing With The Stars

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    March 16, 2013 by amiracle15

    Starting notes: the Raptors’ lineup is so much more advanced on paper than the Bobcats’; if we lose this, I …
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  5. Landry serves up justice, tossing the ball at the face of an unsuspecting floor sweeper. (Also, Raps make a comeback against an inadequate Cavs team—100-96 Raps)

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    March 10, 2013 by Rubixcube

    The game beings with uproar as to why Terrance Ross is starting. I personally am okay with this decision of …
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  6. Do the Raptors Even Have a Play that isn’t Just Telling Rudy to Shoot (Also, Raptors Collapse Late, Lose to Lakers)

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    March 8, 2013 by slewfeet

    We open our evening with Matt Devlin and Jack Armstrong shooting irrelevant stats back and forth, while a particularly shiny …
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  7. New poll, give it a look!

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    March 5, 2013 by amiracle15